I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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