yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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