I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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