VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Randomize
