i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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