I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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