She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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