We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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