Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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