3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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