Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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