I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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