I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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