Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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