what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Randomize
