"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
