so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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