he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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