? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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