TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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