Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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