um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I will be naked everywhere
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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