What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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