I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
there is glitter all over my balls
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