I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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