My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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