can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I would fuck him just for his dog
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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