I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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