"it" just moved
Nicole vs. Life
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
You smell like stripper and shame
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Randomize