If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
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