There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
We talked him into tasing himself.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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