did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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