Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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