I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I forget how to act sober
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