dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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