I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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