New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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