whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
