I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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