You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
