I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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