She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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