Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
accomplished twins. life is a go
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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