We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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