scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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