Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
she peed on how many people?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Randomize
