a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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