she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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