Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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