Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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