Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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