Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I think I sprained my soul last night
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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