no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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