spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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