i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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