Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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